Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Formicophilia.
Skin crawling, writhing
slowly up the water spout
delicious creepies
Look I’m not sure if I am being had here but the internet reckons its all to do with become aroused by insects crawling on you. I know, I’m not sure about it but Im not researching any further in-case someone looks over my shoulder and sees what I am googling. Give a new meaning to incey-wincey spider though right…

I won’t be able to sleep for sure now! 😦
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People…you just can’t believe it can u…its going to get worse trust me.
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😧 I could choose not to read but… damn it! 😲
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Ha you could but then u might miss something even more intriguing
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Damn it!!!😒
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Bravo Sir Bad Boy!!
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Lol ta mate
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ewwwww!! But Michael, I have to admit, the your title got me. I had to read this. 🙂
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The worlds a mad old place indeed P. Funny too 🙂
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Ok… this is worse. I HATE bugs… icky!
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Told you people are mental.!
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