Fetish Haiku – Forniphilia

I will only do these for a week or so I promise.

Read here if youre wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku.”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun.  If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.

Forniphilia

 

Be my slutty chaisse

my dirty coffee table

sweet filthy futon.

 

Okay so when I first saw this one I read the following:

Forniphilia Turning a human being into a piece of furniture

I now know it’s more than that but I wrote the haiku before investigating and I kind of reckon I will just leave it at that.

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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