Screw you haiku vol 3

Some days the best I can muster is a handful of rather poor and inappropriate haiku.  Today is one of those.

For volume 1 and volume 2 click on the clicky things.

The point of these?  I cant remember to be honest, I think perhaps it’s turning into a defiling of the haiku form really.

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First day of diet

ate a whole box of meringues

maybe tomorrow

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Bottle of vodka

turns out I’m not the batman

seems I cannot fly

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Wakes up, strange bed, her

Face like a thick pool of sick

damn beer goggles

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Kids used my toothbrush

scrubbed the toilet bowl with theirs

dysentery, oops.

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Not sure about these

Off to research haiku verse

I’m sorry Japan

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For something a little more pleasant you might possibly like this…

 

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/toothbrush/