Now there’s a man who knows what he likes, and he likes what he knows.
There once was a Scotsman called Warren
Who kept treasures galore ‘neath his sporran
How the ladies would wilt
If he lifted his kilt
But he much preferred boys, tanned and foreign
Dirty, dirty girl
A vegan lass who had forgotten
About the things that she’d placed in her bottom
From a night of abandon
With some vegetables, random
‘Till they dripped from her sphincter, quite rotten
SHandmaid’s tale
Been ages…
Once a buxom lass, claimed her lord died
For her sins and so fellows denied
Poor blue balls of her suitors
As they craved her large hooters
None succeeeded though many have tried
Happens all the time I am sure.
A virginal bride, shy, averted
Her gaze from all things quite perverted
But her tastes soon they shifted
To all things dark and twisted
Nickers off, gimp mask, dildo, she squirted.
#Bumfamous # Blessed #Prolapsed
A limelight obsessed chap called Shamus
On the web so desired to be famous
Failed on insta, Tik Tok
But he had a huge cock
Now makes gay porn, makes cash pounding anus
Go on, read it, I dare you …
Married chap I know has him a mistress
Who it turns out will eat only citrus
Says her ass tastes sublime
Just like lemons and lime
And he raves of her tangerine Clitoris
Why not eh…
A flight steward, Oliver Brown
A mile higher of sensual renown
He would find himself spent
At a bumpy ascent
But preferred it much more, going down.
A bit gross tbh…
Once a vet with unhygienic habits
Would enjoy gerbils, squirrels and rabbits
She got pink eye, and worse
Traumatised a poor nurse
As her bottom it writhed with plump maggots.
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Sorry…the last line occurred to me and made me gag/chuckle so U went with it…
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