TJ’s Haiku Challenge: Flower & Simply

Dirty haiku about Mick Hucknall

Before you read this you really ought to familiarise yourself with the man that is Mick Hucknall.  But be wary of getting too close, he is surely smouldering.


Oh sweet Mick Hucknall

Simply red and solo king

Titian haired flower


Lover of repute

scores deflowered, fiery lord

simply delicious


ladies simply swoon

Flowery ginger bollocks

rampant love machine


flower, oh simply

I want to fall from the stars

straight into your arms


Okay so I never intended to suddenly be writing dirty poetry about Mick Hucknall but hey, that is the lure of the man!  


TJ’s Household Haiku – Earth and Whirlwind

You know the drill.  2 Words, haiku, go!

You know the drill.  2 Words, haiku, go!

Thanks to TJ and his fab prompts!


She feels the earth move

Lost in passion sweet embrace

Whirlwind, take cover!


Obvious wasn’t it.


Whirlwind one night stand

Symptoms indicate it’s crabs

right back down to earth


I know, uncalled for.  


You reap the whirlwind

Emilio Estevez rocks!

Best western on earth


You never saw that coming though did you.  Emilio Estevez in a haiku :).  Can you name the western?

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