I read a blog today and they said god was on their side
As he blew the clouds away so they could see grand canyon wide
He took the time to let them view the splendour of his making
Which was kind of him, do you not think, that time out for them taking
Perhaps that’s why he quite forgot to stop priests raping kids
Cos he really neds those folk to see rock formations that he did
And that’s why LGBT folk in Muslim countries still get stoned
Cos he’s far too busy showing off the topography that he owned
But hey at least they got to see some pretty neat terrain
While Pentecostal pastor, Dollar, spent 65 mill’ on a plane
Just so grateful his priorities are where they need to be
god forbid he might do something good, but at least those folk can se