Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Singe & Deep

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

 

I’ll try to singe them…

Deep subcutaneous burns

Can’t kill crabs with fire.

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/01/01/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-182-singedeep/

Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Nightmare & Horror

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

A knock at the door

unexpected guest nightmare

Horror, fake good will

https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/12/25/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-181-nightmarehorror/

Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Slow & Burns

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

It’s time for another of Ronovan’s haiku challenges.

Slow and sensual

lights dimmed, Kenny G playing

blissful carpet burns

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/12/18/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-180-slowburn/

 

Screw you haiku

Just a little something to lighten the mood…

The serious art of the haiku defiled with everyday shenanigans.  Or is it senryu?  Meh…

 

Brown boats in the sun

Slowly I watch them pass by

Sewer overflow

 

Gold summer showers

Trickling down orange skin

hospitality

 

Still drunk eyes open

the stranger in the bed wears

the face of regret

 

Eighties Hub insists

Got aids from a toilet seat

A likely story

 

Ronovon’s Haiku Challenge: Spooky & Night

I do rather like a good haiku challenge. Gives me something to defile, because I do rather like a jolly good defiling.

2 words.  Haiku.  Simples.

 

Spooky chilling ghoul

at night hovers over me

god, put make up on

 

Spooky spectral fright

whispers in the dead of night

noise under my bed

 

Spooky tap…tap…tap…

light on cutting through the night

clown at the window

 

spooky child’s giggles

patter of feet in the night

baby died last year


 

RonovanWrites #Weekly #Haiku #Poetry Prompt #Challenge #173 Spooky&Night

 

Screw you haiku

So when is a haiku about a disease you picked up overseas not actually a haiku?

When I started this writing lark I was rather conscious of befouling the wonderful art of the haiku.  Mine are rather non traditional and as far as haiku go really only conform to the syllable construct.  Thanks to Colleen I have since discovered the senryu which is probably more akin to what I’ve been writing,

Senryu (also called human haiku) is an unrhymed Japanese verse consisting of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables (5, 7, 5) or 17 syllables in all. Senryu is usually written in the present tense and only references to some aspect of human nature or emotions.

So without further ado a few senryu.  Given I’m enjoying some time in Portugal I thought I would write about diseases picked up whilst abroad.

 

Oh throbbing red lump

Wriggling underneath the skin

Bursts spewing spiders

 

Delights of Delhi

Arse on toilet head in sink

Don’t drink the water

 

Ladyboy surprise

Guess I;ll try anything once

Sphincter quite destroyed

 

Amsterdam delights

Toasted,  red lit buxom wench

Need penicillin