luge – Afterwards

A Limerick

Sporty treats

There once was a lady from Brugge

Had a thing for young men doing luge

For spandex cannot hide

The thick treats as they slide

Be they tiny, mid range or quite huge

To enjoy with your lunch…

Jerome, a young fellow from Brugge

Had a passion for bobsleigh and luge

In Lycra he dressed

Ladies swooned most impressed

As his bulge was eyewateringly huge

That’s it…just one…already got a blinder in mind for tomorrow using the word “girth”