Yet Another Wednesday Limerick!

Got you some nasty right here. Dare you to google tarmacking.

Once a lonely young fellow called Bertie

Placed an add, for a lass, “Rather dirty,

Some big dildos you’re packing

Into kink and tarmacking

Intense BDSM, and face squirting”

 

Oh and if you do search up tarmacking its not my fault. I don’t even know how I know about it and I wish I didn’t but alas, I do.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

2 thoughts on “Yet Another Wednesday Limerick!”

  2. Its just
    ..tbh i did not believe it was a thing and I love to do it and it was a thing and now I can never get that thought out of my head whilst at the same time having a degree of admiration for those who successfully manage it

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