Once a lonely young fellow called Bertie
Placed an add, for a lass, “Rather dirty,
Some big dildos you’re packing
Into kink and tarmacking
Intense BDSM, and face squirting”
Oh and if you do search up tarmacking its not my fault. I don’t even know how I know about it and I wish I didn’t but alas, I do.
I have no idea what tarmacking is, but I certainly know better than to look it up.
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Its just
..tbh i did not believe it was a thing and I love to do it and it was a thing and now I can never get that thought out of my head whilst at the same time having a degree of admiration for those who successfully manage it
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