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Oh. My. God. Today was so damned hot.
That kid from next door came over for a play date and he was so much fun. Have I not mentioned him before? Oh he is one of my favourites. He’s the sort they think just needs to take his medication and to play with other normal kids to help him with his behavioural issues.
Trust me when I tell you he there is no helping him and one day he will appear on your television screens and you will be warned that he could be hiding in your out house, trouserless, and there will probably be an octogenarian on there shaking whilst she describes what he did to her cat when he was meant to be cleaning her gutters.
No, no, before you jump to conclusions I am not hot for him nor what he will likely do to animals one day but damn, that freaky little miscreant knows how to make us toys play doctor and nurse.
As soon as he was alone he made Barbie give up what I’ve been itching to taste ever since she got that new two piece and I was barely done buffing her smooth parts and he had the Lego Princess Leia give me an internal examination the likes of which a bear like me only dreams about.
I can see why Jabba liked to keep her on a short leash if you know what I mean.
I will even admit that by the he had Ken out of his boxers I was game for anything and as lacking as he might be south of the border anatomically he more than made up for it with those tightly balled fists of his.
God I cannot wait until they have him round again…
He’s just an imaginative child.
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Teddy certainly likes him
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That’s one rogue bear you got there Michael.
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I think Teddy needs new friends…
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Teddy needs something …
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He’s out of bloody control is what he is
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Ha ha … well, you get to choose when to rein him in (or not). Suffice it to say he is no Winnie the Pooh!
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Lol no winnie indeed. God knows what they’d make of each other. Could be a future episode
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Paddington Bear too – bet old P.B. is a flasher in disguise … who knows what goes on underneath that raincoat? I’ll bet Teddy knows … or will find out.
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Oh lord that’s a wonderfully dark idea
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I thought you could weave a sordid tale with that thread. 🙂
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Ohhh yes indeedy lol
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omg! teddy has gone wild! up until now he has lived a blameless life (through no fault of his own) and now he’s ready to star in XXX movies. And I bet Barbie has a few things to say about trauma.
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The things that happen in the Toy box… that’s what come from all those tea parties …
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mad tea parties maybe. the teddy is a tad demented
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Its A downward spiral… one minute its really the next you’re spanking barbie
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I was thinking Teddy might fit into The Greatest Showman but now I think the only who could handle him might be Chucky. hmmm, maybe not. might encourage him on that downward spiral.
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Oh lordy just imagine those two…
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Finally something Teddy can look forward to… naughty little bear. LOL
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I think perhaps he might be a little out of control 🙂
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It’s understandable after all he has seen! LOL
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