Whilst it can’t buy you love look what it can buy.

I think she got some of it on sale.

Flush with cash, dame from North Carolina

who so craved a sweet custom vagina

said her beau “looks fantastic

though your clit’s made of plastic

and your labia’s hand made in China”

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Author: Michael

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6 thoughts on “Whilst it can’t buy you love look what it can buy.”

  4. Ha… it was inspired by my 13 year old son’s biology homework he just left a picture lying around which he was finding it difficult to look at. I did inform him that he would find them far more attractive when he was older but he simply told me to shut up

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