I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?
A young chap thought that he would perhaps
Enjoy butt sex then his sphincter collapsed
Oh my god came the shout
As his insides dripped out
It’s like someone turned on the shit taps

Ummm… eww
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Truly awful I realise
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