I haven’t had much time write anything today as I have been rather busy doing stuff, but I did have a wee gap when picking the kids up from school and had the words Denise and Cheese rattling around in my head and needed to get them out so even more limericks. I think the second may be my one of my best ever.
I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?
Friend of mine met a woman, Denise
Super hot but alas smelled like cheese
Tried quite hard, could not bed her
As she smelled just like cheddar
Gorgonzola, blue Danish and Bries
There once was a chap quite humongous
Never bathed, in his rolls he grew fungus
In his chins you’d find mould
Sweat would pool in each fold
In his crack nasty filth in abundance
There was a woman called Kate
Who would eat every crumb on her plate
She would nibble from others
From her parents and brothers
Now quite round and she cant find a date
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