Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Xylophilia
Oh sultry two by four
Hard length between my fingers
Knotty pine temptress
Xylophilia is an attraction to wood. Not man-wood, I’m talking Beech, Birch, Oak and such. Whatever makes u happy I reckon…
Afterwards 
Be careful. You might get a splinter.
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people walt I tell ya….
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I’m getting a woody reading this. 🤪
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Informative. 😀 Nice. Maybe the next one can be about walls. You can spin that from a Trumps point of view. I saw this fetish on one episode of “Taboo” where some lady was attracted by the Berlin wall. It was crazy. 😀 Have fun writing.
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Ive learned a lot doing this you know. Fortunately walls rhymes with balls which already has me thinking 🙂
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shwing
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