79 The Crescent
To whom it may concern
I would write to you in the strongest terms with regards to the recent treatment of my husband, Mr Armitage Shanks, of the address noted above.
Two days ago My husband attended your offices and was informed by the receptionist that in order for his family to continue to receive our support he would need to support one of your apparent operations within The Rift. This really is most unacceptable and not how we should conduct things as the last bastion of organised civilisation.
To this point I would ask a number of questions.
Firstly, who the devil is this receptionist. Whilst the world may have gone to hell (please forgive my language, but this matter has me most vexed), surely one would require far greater authority to compel my husband to risk life and limb that that possessed of a mere receptionist.
My husband is a weak willed man and I can only assume that she is one of these modern liberated types who, feeling empowered per some council agenda, feels that she can order people to their doom willy nilly. This simply will not do and on that matter I would ask that you escalate my concerns to the highest possible authority.
Secondly, I would again press as to why my husband is now on what is quite obviously a dangerous undertaking. He did not take either a proper coat or sturdy shoes, instead choosing a light summer jacket and a pair of tan brogues. Can you assure me that you have provided his with suitable apparel.
Lastly I would again insist that you return him home as soon as is possible. He is in no way prepared for an endeavour of this basis and not capable of a great deal more than some light gardening and the occasional trip to the pub. He has also not yet fitted a shelf in the kitchen over which he has been procrastinating for some time and I must insist that should anything untoward happen to my husband then I will hold you responsible for not only the welfare of me and my family but you will also need to put up that shelf as I currently have nowhere for my pans.
I anticipate your swift response.
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