Just a couple of quickies…
A supplier of drugs most sublime
said “No ones cokes quite good as mine
and you’ll never go back
once you’ve tasted my crack
and my weed is undoubtedly fine”
There once was a pervert, Jaffar
who with puppies lured kids to his car
he got caught, locked away
and I’m quite glad to say
he got shanked in the showers, hoorah!
There once was a priest from Belize
Who’s penis hung down to his knees
but it only got used
on the boys he abused
gets beat nightly in jail, I’m quite pleased
A handy young camper from Kent
spent his weekends outdoors in a tent
but a wind came on through
ripped his home clean in two
left him soaked and confused, poles quite bent
Afterwards 