Tag: kim jung un

Once a woman from Abergavenny

took two lovers.  Or four.  Well so many.

that she simply lost count

of the chaps she would mount

just not choosy she’d take mostly any

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once a fellow most holy and pious

who’s wife like a desert was dry as

till she found masturbation

with the male congregation

For the larger of girth, had a bias

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once a chap, a big fan of fake boobs

fake vaginas, dildos and fruit lubes

would stay home every night

enjoy solo delight

placing things inside all of his tubes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A quite well endowed fellow from Bude

loved to wander his house in the nude

‘cross the way were appalled

at his huge cock and balls

which he swung in a fashion most lewd