Jeffrey and Cho
Had a bike that was slow
Though two people it sure could convey
They would ride through the town
Knees go up knees go down
Every month every week every day
“I am sure out of breath!”
Said a quite knackered Jeff
As he pedalled from A to point B
“As am I ” said young Cho
“Not sure why we’re so slow?”
Because no one can pedal like thee
Now Jeff pondered the fact
He was thin, Cho was fat
And each day they would cycle non stop
They would eat quite the same
So that wasn’t to blame
He thought as they rode from the shop
It was only by chance
That Jeff caught a quick glance
Of how Cho chose to coast as they slowed
“My god!” he exclaimed
It was cho who’s to blame
For their leisurely pace on the road
And from that moment on
The Tandem was gone
And Jeff’s bought a bike of his own
Now cho spends his days
on the xbox he plays
And my, how his belly has grown
Photo courtesy of Dorothy
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