Trust me these are all on the BBC website! Kind of. Maybe not in limerick form…
Zac Makwala, a Botswanan runner
Ran 400 in world champs this summer
But he got bottom squirts
And excluded “It hurts!
Its unfair, wrong and oh such a bummer”
A bastard it seems, name of Gus
Got quite fat and his wife made a fuss
So he went for a run
got upset and for fun
pushed a lass passing by ‘neath a bus
Kim-Jung and Donald you ought ta
Stop waffling on about slaughter
Cos the Donald will win
‘Leash his nukes with a grin
Then fondle Kim’s wife, gran and daughter
Want to read more of my stuff?
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/29/a-collection-of-miserable-limericks/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/probing-a-cautionary-tale/
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