Trip to India
Explodes from extremeties
Fool drinks the water
bleurghhhh
Trip to India
Explodes from extremeties
Fool drinks the water
He cheats then insists
The heart wants what the heart wants
Seems it wanted aids
He cheats then insists
The heart wants what the heart wants
Seems it wanted aids
you little temptress
Ill just have one slice
Then I’m back on my diet
Only crumbs remain
A true story. He still craves them to this day.
My good friend Jamil
to his horror discovered
scotch eggs, porktastic
Don’t go acting all surprised, I haven’t done one for a week!
The old man’s scrotum
like two pendulous apples
in an old gym sock
I am actually off to one soon as the kids are ready
Off to a food fair
Not going to have much though
Food coma awaits
eye watering indeed
Burly baritone
frightful zipper malfunction
shrill soprano scream
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
For some reason this was sRonovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Loves light calls at night
young heart sneaks in, passions burn
wrong room, fondles mum
so why not…
Saturday night thrills
nameless faces throbbing beats
Sunday walk of shame
I’ll keep trying
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for GROW and HONOUR. I used NURTURE and TRIBUTE.
Gold fingers nurture
and coax to life once again
with beauty tributes
to those who have gone before
and birth those then to follow
One for the road
Maybe just the one
Trouserless in a fountain
best night out ever
Worked a lot better when they were little…
Naughty kids informed
Not too late for adoption
See their faces drop
Curry does it to me every time.
Heartburn like hades
We’ve all had a belch like that
When it turns to sick
It just slipped out…
Heartburn like hades
We’ve all had a belch like that
When it turns to sick
It just slipped out…
I was trying to remember how these started. I think the idea was to take something I found crass or silly and put in the sombre haiku form…
Drunken escapades
never gamble on a fart
shit stained taxi home
It’s something I guess
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for CHARM and TIME. I used COAX and AGE.
Coaxed from cold rich earth
with promise of golden clothes
she smiles and walks forth
And across the land she glides
light after an age of dark
To be clear, I am a big fan of the Royals.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Of sorts.
Sweet Megan Merkel
Hopeful of regal station
with ginger bollocks
Other ways of shuffling off this mortal coil are available
Woke up with cancer
only have six weeks to live
should have smoked less fags
Silver lining and all that eh…
Aids, caught in a loo
Promiscuous dalliance
least you’re real slim now
Trust me I lived there.
Grimsby. Streets paved with
Dog poo, syringes, condoms
holy trinity
Just super
unease in my gut
palpitations, so weary
5 days to friday
More things you shouldn’t put in a haiku.
Beach, moon, two hearts beat
waves crash and passion consumes
sand in all your holes
stuff happens…
Started with a kiss
Loves passions muddled clear head
Ended in the courts
tasty
The answer you cant find
You actually just said it
It’s a star you div
looks nice on her though
Fritzel wannabe
Ponytail flight to freedom
The bob kinda suits