A veg obsessed gym lover, Ned
Would take melons and eggplants to bed
Stuff his ass with cumquats
Which fell out doing squats
So he juiced them and drank them instead
Bet youre now in the mood for a banana and a couple of satsumas
A veg obsessed gym lover, Ned
Would take melons and eggplants to bed
Stuff his ass with cumquats
Which fell out doing squats
So he juiced them and drank them instead
I really shouldn’t have laughed.
But I did.
Heartily. 😉🖤
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That’s dirty on at least two levels. Kudos on that!
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Multi level.filthy …its the way to.go 🙂
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Better out than in i reckon 🙂
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That’s put me off eating cumquats ever again.
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Bumquats
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LMAO
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Reckon your right! 😉😂🖤
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