A veg obsessed gym lover, Ned
Would take melons and eggplants to bed
Stuff his ass with cumquats
Which fell out doing squats
So he juiced them and drank them instead
Limerick. Again.
Bet youre now in the mood for a banana and a couple of satsumas
Bet youre now in the mood for a banana and a couple of satsumas
A veg obsessed gym lover, Ned
Would take melons and eggplants to bed
Stuff his ass with cumquats
Which fell out doing squats
So he juiced them and drank them instead
