M has served up another delicious portion of prompts for January over here. This is in response to: “Milky white peaks charmed their senses..”
Okay so I started this but stopped because mostly it just made me sound like a perverted 15 year old.
I figured milky white peaks would be a fantastic name for a cowgirl you know, red shequed shirt with a white frill across the front, snug jeans and perhaps some rhinestone boots. She was going to have an ample busom and there would be campfires and horse wrangling and baked beans eaten from a frying pan and oh the tales they would tell of her milky white peaks.
Then I realised that I was just thinking about Dolly Parton and it just felt wrong to write about her millky white peaks because she is like 72 and that is older than my mum and I don’t really want to think of either in any sort of…well just no.
Not that I would think of my mum like that. or Dolly. Good god what is wrong with you people. It was just an age thing…
Anyway…I’ll try again tomorrow and hopefully this whole sordid episode will be behind me by then and I will feel a little less uncomfortable with myself.
I couldn’t write anything for that prompt because my brain immediately went to half the things my 14 y/o has shown me….sigh. The curse of anime….and being privy to the inner workings of a hundred 13-15 year olds who hang out all night online.
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Lol I’m with you all the way there…not a good place to go…
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you sir, as usual , are hilarious (oh my!)
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perhaps we all need to think of a stack of canned milk at the bakery aisle eh? just saying (lol)
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🙂 thanks sarah
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That could be something for sale…a,delicious can of mmmmmilky
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Yep
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You’re welcome
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laughing, even when you fail to deliver, you deliver. Cracking up.
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Thansk you , I do try 🙂
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Lol!
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