Roll up roll up get your steaming hot love limericks

Chances are they will be inappropriate. In fact it is almost certain.

This week your WordPress feed with be filled with the theme of love, and through my limericks and haiku I will attempt to fill you with some of mine.  

Loves young dream at the alter they stand

the wedding she wanted, quite grand

three hours later all tears

full of champagne and beers

bridesmaid caught with his knob in her hand



photo courtesy of me

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

8 thoughts on “Roll up roll up get your steaming hot love limericks”

  1. Buenos días, señor. I regret to inform you that I nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger award. I apologize if this causes rashes, skin lesions, bowel obstructions, or anal leakage. It was not my intent. Should you choose to accept, details are in the post I just made about the award. But on a serious note, your posts are funny. I like them. Have an award. Or don’t. Your choice.

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  2. Good morning Linda thank you so much for your message it’s really appreciated. Unfortunately life just seems to have got in the way this week and everything has conspired against me getting anywhere near my blog but I hope to put that right in the next day or two as this is probably the longest I’ve gone without writing anything.

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  3. Glad to hear it Michael … I thought it was so unusual for you. I,, on the other hand, don’t post every day, maybe 4 times a week, and all the writing and picture-taking I did over the last week, put me behind in my other tasks, etc. at home – oops.


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