Boom! Tuesday limericks baby!

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?

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That title is a bit over the top isn’t it.  Sorry.

 

A fellow quite fond of a spank

Gave up his well paid job in the Bank

Now he spends each day addled

High on coke getting paddled

By a 6ft tall angry blonde yank

 

There one hailed a man from Peru

Without pork he simply could not do

He could not live without

Daily servings of snout

Curly tails, pointy ears, trotters too

 

Orange man king of U S of A

Cannot stand the poor, sick, black or gay

God forbid you’re all 4

He will kill you for sure

Just as soon as he gets his own way

 

 

 

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