Some interesting prompts over at Mindscapes Thought I would do something a little different on the Christmas themes.
mindescapes Christmas Challenge 2017
As Mary sat one night appeared
to her an angel bright
to much surprise and some dismay
gave her an awful fright
“now steady on” she did proclaim
“you gave me quite a shock
Just barging in without due note
Or even single knock”
Now Gabriel was not one for
her small talk he confessed
and did insist “you have found favour,
a woman truly blessed”
She scratched her head and looked quite vexed
“I don’t now what you mean,
I’ve got a date I’m just off out
With this yummy Nazareen”
“You’re chosen child” Gabe did insist
“’amongst women quite unique
God wants you to have his baby”
She went pale and could not speak
“Woah no no no!
You’re joking right, this must be a mistake
Joe won’t ever believe me
This is far too much to take”
“Oh worry not” Gabe said “be calm
I’ll go and have a word”
“you know that I’m a virgin right”
She said “this is absurd”
“I’m not the type of girl who just
Puts out cos God decides”
Gabe smiled “too late, ‘tis already done
Your baby grows inside”
“Oh thanks indeed” she says resigned
To her heavenly chosen fate
“So just like that I’m up the duff
Without even one date?”
“You are my child” Gabe says and smiles
Then says “I must get going”
“I’ll pop in – see Joe – before I leave
Explain just what you’re growing”
“Oh right” says M “That’s it then right?”
And like that the Angel went
“I guess I should be grateful
‘cos my babies heaven sent”
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Michael, you’re the only person I know that could come so close to blasphemy, but still make what you have entertaining and readable! Well done! 🙂
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I try to be a bit sensitive. Whether one believes or not is each persons own business but if u do then there were real people and real people react…like real people.
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OMG! Michael, this is hilarious! Is it a sin to be laugh along with this version? LOL! 🙂
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Thanks 🙂 nah i reckon you’re good to have a chuckle. Cant imagine she was all “oh sure that makes perfect sense ”
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Very good 😀👍
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Thanks glad u liked it 🙂
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