Okay…a few of the ones that make me chuckle that I often avoid writing because they go too far in some regards but I am in the mood for going too far today.
There was a young fellow from China
Met this lass with a massive vagina
he would rattle inside
she would say “It’s so wide,
but was tighter when I was a minor”
For every vagina based limerick I feel it should be balanced out with a penis based one. Just for good measure.
A well endowed fellow called Scott
has a dick he could tie in a knot
animals he could make,
dogs, swords flowers or snake
some girls found it incredibly hot
And just because I can one about anal sex.
lad I know, poor thing – anus quite wrecked
he hit forty so prostate got checked
turned out loved it so much
craved it poked, drilled and touched
far more pleasure that one might expect
You should be shocked at all of these and roll your eyes and tut. If you dont then you are part of the problem 😉