Thanks to Michelle for the prompt
“Boss, you seen what Mary’s writing?”
“The ‘footprints’ woman?”
“Yeah her” Jonah continued “what did you do, this smells of you? Just leave them alone.”
“Look, I never asked to get stuck on this planet, and I certainly never asked to be anyone’s god” he snapped. “3000 years I’ve been here, it’s boring. Not once have head-office bothered to pop in and say ‘good job’ or read one of my reports.”
“What did you do?” Jonah pressed.
“Ok so I gave her the ‘I was carrying you ‘ dream.”
“Is that all?”
“…and gave her cancer.”
“Boss, you’re such a dick.”
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Afterwards 
Better put your armor on Michael, !o! 😈
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Didn’t lose too many readers Walt 😉
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