From the corner of the room Gary looked down at his cold and lifeless body spread-eagled, face down, on the bed.
“Oh shit” he thought as a crime scene officer took photographs of the 12 inch black ‘thundercock’ hanging out of the back of his quite obviously deceased self. “What’s Karen going to think?”
The CSO pulled out her phone, snapped a photo, and quickly put it away again.
“I know him you know” she said to the police officer stood at the door.
“Yeah?” he replied.
“Yes” she answered smiling broadly, “ex-fiance, he cheated on me with his current wife.”
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