Tag: wtf

A promiscuous lass from Aruba

Who’s vagina was shaped like a tuba

Massive labia, so wide

Men would rattle inside

on the plus side, you don’t have to lube her

Once a girl found a boy like no other

Loved him so, wanted to be a mother

Kid was born with three legs

Fifty teeth like clothes pegs

Seems alas he was her long lost brother