Some days the best I can muster is a handful of rather poor and inappropriate haiku. Today is one of those.
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The point of these? I cant remember to be honest, I think perhaps it’s turning into a defiling of the haiku form really.
First day of diet
ate a whole box of meringues
maybe tomorrow
Bottle of vodka
turns out I’m not the batman
seems I cannot fly
Wakes up, strange bed, her
Face like a thick pool of sick
damn beer goggles
Kids used my toothbrush
scrubbed the toilet bowl with theirs
dysentery, oops.
Not sure about these
Off to research haiku verse
I’m sorry Japan
For something a little more pleasant you might possibly like this…
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