Tag: silly; senryu; haiku; tanka; silly ; fun

Burly baritone

frightful zipper malfunction

shrill soprano scream

Saturday night thrills

nameless faces throbbing beats

Sunday walk of shame

Maybe just the one

Trouserless in a fountain

best night out ever

Naughty kids informed

Not too late for adoption

See their faces drop

Heartburn like hades

We’ve all had a belch like that

When it turns to sick

I was trying to remember how these started.  I think the idea was to take something I found crass or silly and put in the sombre haiku form…

Drunken escapades

never gamble on a fart

shit stained taxi home

Woke up with cancer

only have six weeks to live

should have smoked less fags

Grimsby.  Streets paved with

Dog poo, syringes, condoms

holy trinity

unease in my gut

palpitations, so weary

5 days to friday

Beach, moon, two hearts beat

waves crash and passion consumes

sand in all your holes

Started with a kiss

Loves passions muddled clear head

Ended in the courts

The answer you cant find

You actually just said it

It’s a star you div

Fritzel wannabe

Ponytail flight to freedom

The bob kinda suits

Why wont children sleep

When we say beds are crawling

With creatures that bite

Shoe dwelling temptress

Should have used contraceptive

Soup, beatings then bed

She: craves love and depth

He: wants to wear her nickers

They: probably doomed