Heard you had quite a tiff with your Zip
.
And the skin on your knob it did rip
.
And you screamed like a child
.
And your eyes they bulged wild
.
Left a rather deep gouge in the tip
.
A get well soon limerick
ouchy!
Tag: ouch
Hey, look, another limerick…
Always wear an apron
A buck naked naturist, Brian
A new hobby of cooking was tryin’
Threw the meat in too quick
Burnt the tip of his dick
When a juicy thick steak he was fryin’
Afterwards 