Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Blue eyes like deep pools
Pink tongue caressing gently
Warm salty tears
Oculolictus, also known as worming is all about getting off by licking your partners eyeball. It’s funny you know but when I was in the army a lifetime ago I recall being told that the best way to get dirt out of someone’s eye was by using your mouth. Oh shit…
