Once a good Christian fellow called Brad
Before marriage, no sex, said “it’s bad”
But his girl was quite keen
To do sex acts obscene
Had her sphincter torn up by his dad
Monday mid day limerick
Treat yourself, it’s Monday
Treat yourself, it’s Monday
Once a good Christian fellow called Brad
Before marriage, no sex, said “it’s bad”
But his girl was quite keen
To do sex acts obscene
Had her sphincter torn up by his dad
Afterwards 