buttholes – Afterwards

Wednesday Lunchtime Limerick perhaps?

One about bums

A proctologist, fellow called Rick

Around rectums would feel rather sick

Her throw up at the thought

Of buttholes, loose or taut

And filled colons they gave him the ick

Some rather rude limericks.

Three for the price of one. A truly filthy bargain.

Okay…three for the price of one today…There was a young fellow from China
Met this lass with a massive vagina
he would rattle inside
she would say “It’s so wide,
try my butt hole, you wont find one finer”For every vagina based limerick I feel it should be balanced out with a penis based one. Just for good measure.A well endowed fellow called Scott
has a dick he could tie in a knot
animals he could make,
dogs, swords, flowers or snake
some girls found it incredibly hotAnd one more for good measure…lad I know, poor thing – anus quite wrecked
he hit forty so prostate got checked
turned out loved it so much
craved it poked, drilled and touched
far more pleasure that one might expect