I’ve been here for some time now, and let me just say I am a big BIG fan of you earth girls. With the relaxation of the cross species breeding regulations I am looking to find someone who shares similar passions to mine.
I love musical theatre and long walks on the beach and despite all that nasty death ray business am really an old romantic at heart. I adore late 18th century french poetry and I love to cook, and when it comes to wine have a great collection of Chilean reds which are just so fruity and a real treat.
When I’m not in the kitchen, immersed in Oklahoma! or enjoying the outdoors you’re sure to find me in the bedroom and if you’re a fan of probing then believe me, I am your guy. With Calgarian College of Probing certificates in Entry and Exit Studies, Intermediate Intestinal Investigations and advanced Rectal Ruminations I am sure to delight you in every way possible.
If probing leaves you feeling a little violated then dont let that put you off, I have a ten inch throbulus and with a little yoga and a cheeky sense of adventure I am sure we could make it magical.
So if you’re looking for something a little different how about you swipe right, and let’s hook up and see whether I can make you see stars.