Fetish Haiku – Melissaphilia

I should tell the joke about the woman who asks her lover why is your organ so small. He replies “I didn’t know I was playing in a cathedral.”

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.

Oh to feel your sting

Delicious striped temptation

Drink of my nectar

Melissaphilia is by all accounts the sexual attraction to Bees and Wasps.  I…well it’s…actually no I have nothing.  Not a sausage.

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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