Tag: sex; oral; funny; poetry; funny; silly

A wife who was tired of life

Boorish husband and just endless strife

So ungrateful and rude

violent bad attitude

Cut him up with a large kitchen knife

Oldish Friend of mine married a porter

Had a thing for his mid twenties daughter

She took out her large toy

Which called ‘big black boy’

Made her gag and her eyes start to water

Body builder bought steroids in Leeds

From a chap who said he’d serve his needs

Now its shrunken his bits

though its give him great tits

And its totally wiped out his seeds

There once was a chap name Horatio

Mathetician quite fond of fallatio

With his mouth he would please

When he’s down on his knees

Tell you how much he took and the ratio