Category: haiku

This time tomorrow

Chocolate, sweets and pastry

Contain calories

Christmas marches on

My diet, like the desert

Still lacks greenery

Eleventeen days

Between Christmas and new year

Warped reality

New year ahead

Filled with opportunity

To fail miserably

Hearth and home

Surrounded by family

Who now need to leave

Oh sweet leftovers

Turkey and pie for breakfast

Trifle on the side

Planning my diet

But not until new year

‘Til then, gluttony

The presents are wrapped

Fingers tear at bright wrapping

Disappointment, thanks…

Turkey and stuffing

Gets timings from internet

Explosive results

Baubles on the tree

Food and drink in abundance

Trousers fit no more

Think of the children

The joy  on little faces

Wish we’d used condoms

Hark a new year

Bringing exciting fresh starts

And credit card bills

Christmas family time

Touchy, feely uncle Fred

Gran is a racist

Guess the suit saves him…

Fat man sneaks into the house

With a bulging sack

Around Christmas hearths

Where families come together

And hate each other

unwrapping my gifts

Im so happy I practiced

Xmas grateful face

Christmas comes around

Joy on the faces of kids

Suicide rates soar

Dad says elves make toys

Chinese children disagree

In low paid sweatshops

People of all faiths

Celebrate the holidays

They cant all be right

Christmas dinner, yum

Scoffs Sprouts, parsnips and cabbage

Code BROWN, Farts with lumps!

Christmas indulgence

diabetes took my toes

Should have had salad

Christmas  comes early

Amazon black Friday deals

Cheap shit no one needs