Mmm Bacon…limerick time

If only pork wasnt so yummy

A young Muslim was really quite shaken

When he realised he rather loved bacon

He tried to be devout

But he rather loved snout

Judgement day he is sure to be shakin’

 

 

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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