An eye watering limerick

A cautionary tale of love, lust, betrayal and bum stuff

Once a secretly scorned wife called Brenda

Bought a strap on, a thick double-ender

Her chap wailed and protested

As his arse, she molested

Packed him off, walking odd and quite tender

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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