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Butt + Vegetables = Limerick

Vegan friendly bum fun

Butt + Vegetables = Limerick

A young Catholic greengrocer from Brest

At confession got stuff off his chest

“I put fruit up my bum,

mangos, strawberries and plum,

massive eggplants and swedes,” he confessed.

Author MichaelPosted on January 24, 2023January 24, 2023Categories limericksTags bum stuff, its just a dirty limerick, no laughing matter, no means no2 Comments on Butt + Vegetables = Limerick

An eye watering limerick

A cautionary tale of love, lust, betrayal and bum stuff

An eye watering limerick

Once a secretly scorned wife called Brenda

Bought a strap on, a thick double-ender

Her chap wailed and protested

As his arse, she molested

Packed him off, walking odd and quite tender

Author MichaelPosted on January 2, 2022Categories limericksTags bum stuff, its just a dirty limerick, no laughing matter, no means no3 Comments on An eye watering limerick

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