A young Catholic greengrocer from Brest
At confession got stuff off his chest
“I put fruit up my bum,
mangos, strawberries and plum,
massive eggplants and swedes,” he confessed.
Vegan friendly bum fun
A young Catholic greengrocer from Brest
At confession got stuff off his chest
“I put fruit up my bum,
mangos, strawberries and plum,
massive eggplants and swedes,” he confessed.
A cautionary tale of love, lust, betrayal and bum stuff
Once a secretly scorned wife called Brenda
Bought a strap on, a thick double-ender
Her chap wailed and protested
As his arse, she molested
Packed him off, walking odd and quite tender