Screw you haiku. The musical.

New year new me

New me much like the old me

Sod it why bother




Sometimes I wish I could draw because when i was doing this I suddenly imagined a man on the toilet offering a huge hot dog up in tribute very much in the style of the beginning of the lion king.


Well to evoke thoughts of the circle of life an all that kind of thing of course.  Surely that makes sense…

Hmm maybe I could add a crocodile,…


Yeah now I’m feeling it.  Ooh how about a bat.  Bats are animals.



Oh yes…Fuck you Elton John.

Hakuna Matata!!