M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:
“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”
Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…
Guzzling Gary likes pies
And hes rather fond of meat
Oh he really loves chips
And thinks snake meat quite a treat
He will eat a bag of raddish
And he’ll quaff a pint of soup
See him down a foot of sausage
Eat spaghetti, straight or loop
He will neck a quart of ice cream
Followed by a glass of sherry
And eat burgers by the fistful
Followed by a pound of cherry
Then it’s onto quail and liver
Lightly braised and served with veg
And some monkey and a lizard
And a squirrel from a hedge
Then perhaps a baby llama
And a bisque made from some cats
And a stew made from some puppies
Or some dumplings stuffed with bats
Oh and see him eat a whale steak
And a platypus on rye
Lick the juices from a goldfish
And bake hamsters in a pie
And then turtle stuffed with budgies
then some parrots braised with figs
but for daft religious reason
theres no bacon, its from pigs
