Fidgety Fiona – March Prompts 4/31

Ooh you better stay away from that Fiona…

M’s writing prompts for March came with the following instructions:

“…set your timer for ten minutes and begin writing about one of the prompts listed below.  Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, neatness, or anything like that; just write!”

Let us see what I can do in ten minutes…

You can see the prompts here.


Fidgety Fiona

Was a groaner

And a moaner

And the sort of girl your mother wouldn’t like


She would tease

And she would please

And she would have you on your knees

And then maybe she would ride you like a bike


She was never sated

Though many men she dated

While some others sat and waited

Hoping maybe soon it might just be their turn


But soon it went awry

And Fiona she did die

And the men all wondered why

And soon they were a ghastly truth to learn


For it seems Fiona sweet

The dark darling of the street

In the air often her feet

On the corner her wares eagerly parades


And the men she satisfied

Very soon withered and died

And their wives gnashed teeth and cried

For Fiona gave them syphilis and aids


Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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