A young Muslim was really quite shaken
When he realised he rather loved bacon
He tried to be devout
But he rather loved snout
Judgement day he is sure to be shakin’
Mmm Bacon
Salty goodness
Tag: politicians
There’s nothing like a private education
All the top politicians love to shape young minds. They’re such good types.
Politician in Lords, landed Gentry
loved to instruct young boys by the plenty
every night as a rule
he’d head down to the school
and insist “open up, give me entry!”
Afterwards 