Hairy chap who could not get the ladies
Arm pit hair like two alpaca babies
Eye brows like caterpillars
Chest just like a gorilla’s
And a bumhole like a poodle with scabies
Because why not
Hairy chap who could not get the ladies
Arm pit hair like two alpaca babies
Eye brows like caterpillars
Chest just like a gorilla’s
And a bumhole like a poodle with scabies