4 for the price of 1
A lass I once worked with called Jane
Had a tumour removed from her brain
She went to celebrate
Thinking yeah this is great
But got hit on way home by a train
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My friend knew a girl, quite the dancer
Really hot so he thought he’d romance her
Woo’d her hard, they got wed
Had two kids then dropped dead
Nobody knew she had brain cancer
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Mum loved chicken and steak, cheese and bread
Quite often ate cake in her bed
Scoffing chocolate and sweeties
Got real fat, diabetes
Lost 3 toes then one summer fell dead
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Old dame lived alone in a flat
Had no family or friends fancy that
Fell, banged her head on the ground
Three weeks later was found
Decomposing, face chewed off by her cat
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Afterwards 