My friend met this lass one December
Gender fluid, trust me I remember
One day she’s a bloke
Next a woman, no joke
Took a lot to not always offend her him them shim …look, she had a lovely bottom and they were very happy and that’s all that matters right. Love is never simple but well worth the effort and labels really can get in the way sometimes.
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A Peruvian who so loved his llama
When it died shipped it to an embalmer
When returned he was thrilled
Sexily posed and quite filled
Now he spoons it at night, sans pyjama
A naturist nun loved a giggle
and to dance and my word did she jiggle
Pendulous she would swing
Heaving breasts, quite the thing
And her bottom quite wildly she’d wiggle
There once was a POTUS called Trump
An orange small handed vile lump
Make things great? There’s no hope
Your wife’s boobs he will grope
And your sister he’ll most surely hump
